Free agent cornerbacks

I look around the interwebs every once in a while, and the sense I get is that Colts fans are overwhelmingly of the opinion that the team should sign a veteran free agent cornerback. So it became incumbent on ColtPlay to look at which ones were currently available. Here that are:

Alan Ball, Will Blackmon, Phillip Buchanon, Reggie Corner, Kennard Cox, Domonique Foxworth, Andre Goodman, Cletis Gordon, Roderick Hood, Dante Hughes, Kelly Jennings, Chris Johnson, David Jones, Nathan Jones, Justin King, Elbert Mack, Trumaine McBride, Brandon McDonald, Bryant McFadden, Rico Murray, Benny Sapp, Lito Sheppard, Donald Strickland, Frank Walker, Byron Westbrook

Those who aren't ancient, terrible, weird, odd, dirt slow, stupid, evil, egregious, frightening, ridiculous, tiny or totally spastic are marked in boldface.